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Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your cigarettes.
Category: Smoking Author: Author Unknown
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A cigarette is a pipe with a fire at one end and a fool at the other.
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Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light.
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Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
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Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.
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The cigarette does the smoking - you're just the sucker.
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Smoking is pulmonary rape.
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The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.
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Concerning football playing, I protest to you it may rather be called a friendly kind of fighting, rather than recreation.
Category: Soccer Author: Author Unknown
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Why is there only one ball for 22 players? If you gave a ball to each of them, they'd stop fighting for it.
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Whenever the ball flew toward our goal and a score seemed inevitable, Jesus reached his foot out and cleared the ball.
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Up to five goals is journalism. After that, it becomes statistics.
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It\'ll be a great day when education gets all the money it wants and the Air Force has to hold a bake sale to buy bombers.
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If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention.
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Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money.
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The kindest word in all the world is the unkind word, unsaid.
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The easiest way to save face is to keep the lower half shut.
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Even a fish wouldn\'t get into trouble if he kept his mouth shut.
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Foolishness always results when the tongue outraces the brain.
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The words you choose to say something are just as important as the decision to speak.
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