Author Unknown [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32] [33] [34] [35] [36] [37] [38] [39] [40] [41] [42] [43] [44] [45] [46] [47] Quote - Aphorism - Proverb info If it ain't caffeinated, it ain't coffee! Category: Coffee and Caffeine Author: Author Unknown 0 Give your vote +5 comments Given enough coffee, I could rule the world. Category: Coffee and Caffeine Author: Author Unknown 0 Give your vote +5 comments If you have a college degree you can be absolutely sure of one thing... you have a college degree. Category: College Author: Author Unknown 0 Give your vote +5 comments I have a degree in liberal arts. Do you want fries with that? Category: College Author: Author Unknown Source: seen on a T-shirt 0 Give your vote +5 comments The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philosophical enough to accept the fact that you will never make much money. Category: College Author: Author Unknown 0 Give your vote +5 comments To kill time, a committee meeting is the perfect weapon. Category: Committees and Meetings Author: Author Unknown 0 Give your vote +5 comments If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees. That'll do them in. Category: Committees and Meetings Author: Author Unknown 0 Give your vote +5 comments A snowflake is one of God's most fragile creations, but look what they can do when they stick together! Category: Community Author: Author Unknown 0 Give your vote +5 comments In trying to get our own way, we should remember that kisses are sweeter than whine. Category: Complaining Author: Author Unknown 0 Give your vote +5 comments Computers have lots of memory but no imagination. Category: Computers Author: Author Unknown 0 Give your vote +5 comments Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software. Category: Computers Author: Author Unknown 0 Give your vote +5 comments If it draws blood, it's hardware. Category: Computers Author: Author Unknown 0 Give your vote +5 comments I haven't lost my mind; I have a tape back-up somewhere. Category: Computers Author: Author Unknown 0 Give your vote +5 comments Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse? Category: Computers Author: Author Unknown 0 Give your vote +5 comments RAM disk is not an installation procedure. Category: Computers Author: Author Unknown 0 Give your vote +5 comments Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Category: Computers Author: Author Unknown 0 Give your vote +5 comments The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord. Category: Computers Author: Author Unknown 0 Give your vote +5 comments Don't anthropomorphize computers - they hate it. Category: Computers Author: Author Unknown 0 Give your vote +5 comments Jesus saves! The rest of us better make backups. Category: Computers Author: Author Unknown 0 Give your vote +5 comments In God we trust, all others we virus scan. Category: Computers Author: Author Unknown 0 Give your vote +5 comments Author Unknown [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32] [33] [34] [35] [36] [37] [38] [39] [40] [41] [42] [43] [44] [45] [46] [47]

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