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Baseball is an island of activity amidst a sea of statistics.
Category: Baseball Author: Author Unknown
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The greatest feeling in the world is to win a major league game. The second-greatest feeling is to lose a major league game.
Category: Baseball Author: Chuck Tanner
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What we have are good gray ballplayers, playing a good gray game and reading the good gray Wall Street Journal. They have been brainwashed, dry-cleaned and dehydrated!... Wake up the echoes at the Hall of Fame and you will find that baseball's immortals were a rowdy and raucous group of men who would climb down off their plaques and go rampaging through Cooperstown, taking spoils.... Deplore it if you will, but Grover Cleveland Alexander drunk was a better pitcher than Grover Cleveland Alexander sober.
Category: Baseball Author: Bill Veeck
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Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns.
Category: Baseball Author: John Leonard
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They are supposed to be dispassionate dispensers of Pure Justice, icy islands of emotionless calculation. In short, umpires should be acute Republicans.
Category: Baseball Author: George F Will
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Baseball is a ballet without music. Drama without words. ~
Category: Baseball Author: Ernie Harwell
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Well, boys, it's a round ball and a round bat and you got to hit the ball square.
Category: Baseball Author: Joe Schultz
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Pitchers, like poets, are born not made.
Category: Baseball Author: Cy Young
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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
Category: Baseball Author: Harry Caray
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You know you're pitching well when the batters look as bad as you do at the plate.
Category: Baseball Author: Duke Snider
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There are two theories on hitting the knuckleball. Unfortunately, neither of them work.
Category: Baseball Author: Charlie Lau
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It actually giggles at you as it goes by.
Category: Baseball Author: Rick Monday
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The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up.
Category: Baseball Author: Bob Uecker
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Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.
Category: Baseball Author: Toby Harrah
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Reading about baseball is a lot more interesting than reading about chess, but you have to wonder: Don't any of these guys ever go fishing?
Category: Baseball Author: Dave Shiflett
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Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.
Category: Baseball Author: Jimmy Piersal
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To a pitcher, a base hit is the perfect example of negative feedback.
Category: Baseball Author: Steve Hovley
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It never ceases to amaze me how many of baseball's wounds are self-inflicted.
Category: Baseball Author: Bill Veeck
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A mystique of history and heritage surrounds the New York Yankees. It's like the old days revived. We're loved and hated, but always in larger doses than any other team. We're the only team in any sport whose name and uniform and insignia are synonymous with their entire sport all over the world.... the Yankees mean baseball to more people than all the other teams combined.
Category: Baseball Author: Paul Blair
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Hating the New York Yankees is as American as apple pie, unwed mothers and cheating on your income tax.
Category: Baseball Author: Mike Royko
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