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You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time.
Category: Baseball Author: Jim Bouton
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If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.
Category: Baseball Author: Dave Barry
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People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.
Category: Baseball Author: Rogers Hornsby
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Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer.
Category: Baseball Author: Ted Williams
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I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile.
Category: Baseball Author: Tom Clark
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A good cigar is like a beautiful chick with a great body who also knows the American League box scores
Category: Baseball
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A hot dog at the ball park is better than steak at the Ritz.
Category: Baseball Author: Humphrey Bogart
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You gotta be a man to play baseball for a living, but you gotta have a lot of little boy in you, too.
Category: Baseball Author: Roy Campanella
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No game in the world is as tidy and dramatically neat as baseball, with cause and effect, crime and punishment, motive and result, so cleanly defined.
Category: Baseball Author: Paul Gallico
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There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit.
Category: Baseball Author: Al Gallagher
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A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Category: Baseball Author: Earl Wilson
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Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up.
Category: Baseball Author: Bob Lemon
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What is both surprising and delightful is that spectators are allowed, and even expected, to join in the vocal part of the game.... There is no reason why the field should not try to put the batsman off his stroke at the critical moment by neatly timed disparagements of his wife's fidelity and his mother's respectability.
Category: Baseball Author: George Bernard Shaw
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I see great things in baseball. It's our game - the American game. It will take our people out-of-doors, fill them with oxygen, give them a larger physical stoicism. Tend to relieve us from being a nervous, dyspeptic set. Repair these losses, and be a blessing to us.
Category: Baseball Author: Walt Whitman
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Baseball is a fun game. It beats working for a living.
Category: Baseball Author: Phil Linz
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When they start the game, they don't yell, "Work ball." They say, "Play ball."
Category: Baseball Author: Willie Stargell
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Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.
Category: Baseball Author: George Carlin
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Back then, my idol was Bugs Bunny, because I saw a cartoon of him playing ball - you know, the one where he plays every position himself with nobody else on the field but him? Now that I think of it, Bugs is still my idol. You have to love a ballplayer like that.
Category: Baseball Author: Nomar Garciaparra
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I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.
Category: Baseball Author: Rogers Hornsby
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When you're in a slump, it's almost as if you look out at the field and it's one big glove.
Category: Baseball Author: Vance Law
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