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The invention of basketball was not an accident. It was developed to meet a need. Those boys simply would not play "Drop the Handkerchief."
Category: Basketball Author: James Naismith
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This is the second most exciting indoor sport, and the other one shouldn't have spectators.
Category: Basketball Author: Dick Vertleib
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There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.
Category: Basketball Author: Abe Lemons
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Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up.
Category: Basketball Author: Bill Vaughn
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If the NBA were on channel 5 and a bunch of frogs making love was on channel 4, I'd watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy.
Category: Basketball Author: Bobby Knight
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The rule was "No autopsy, no foul." ~Stewart Granger, on the pickup games of his childhood
Category: Basketball
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When it's played the way is spozed to be played, basketball happens in the air; flying, floating, elevated above the floor, levitating the way oppressed peoples of this earth imagine themselves in their dreams.
Category: Basketball Author: John Edgar Wideman
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To win, you've got to put the ball in the macramé.
Category: Basketball Author: Terry McGuire
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I look at the NBA as a football game without the helmet.
Category: Basketball Author: Tom Tolbert
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These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it.
Category: Basketball
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I liked the choreography, but I didn't care for the costumes.
Category: Basketball Author: Tommy Tune
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If you meet the Buddha in the lane, feed him the ball.
Category: Basketball Author: Phil Jackson
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Nothing there but basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.
Category: Basketball Author: Ogden Nash
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What is so fascinating about sitting around watching a bunch of pituitary cases stuff a ball through a hoop?
Category: Basketball Author: Woody Allen
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We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors.
Category: Basketball Author: Weldon Drew
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Basketball is the MTV of sports.
Category: Basketball Author: Sara Levinson
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I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either.
Category: Basketball Author: Dave Barry
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I hate it. It looks like a stickup at 7-Eleven. Five guys standing there with their hands in the air.
Category: Basketball Author: Norm Sloan
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Fans never fall asleep at our games, because they're afraid they might get hit by a pass.
Category: Basketball Author: George Raveling
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When I dunk, I put something on it. I want the ball to hit the floor before I do.
Category: Basketball Author: Darryl Dawkins
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