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I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
Category: Failure Author: Bill Cosby
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Category: Fathers Author: Bill Cosby
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For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.
Category: Marriage Author: Bill Cosby
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids.
Category: Parenting Author: Bill Cosby
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell, the name will carry.
Category: Parenting Author: Bill Cosby
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Parents are not interested in justice; they are interested in quiet.
Category: Parenting Author: Bill Cosby
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In spite of the six thousand manuals on child raising in the bookstores, child raising is still a dark continent and no one really knows anything. You just need a lot of love and luck - and, of course, courage.
Category: Parenting Author: Bill Cosby
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Category: Parenting Author: Bill Cosby
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If a white man falls off a chair drunk, it's just a drunk. If a Negro does, it's the whole damn Negro race.
Category: Racism Author: Bill Cosby
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
Category: Tennis Author: Bill Cosby
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