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Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off.
Category: Baseball Author: Bill Veeck
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That's the true harbinger of spring, not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of a bat on a ball.
Category: Baseball Author: Bill Veeck
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This is a game to be savored, not gulped. There's time to discuss everything between pitches or between innings.
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I have discovered in twenty years of moving around a ball park, that the knowledge of the game is usually in inverse proportion to the price of the seats.
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What we have are good gray ballplayers, playing a good gray game and reading the good gray Wall Street Journal. They have been brainwashed, dry-cleaned and dehydrated!... Wake up the echoes at the Hall of Fame and you will find that baseball's immortals were a rowdy and raucous group of men who would climb down off their plaques and go rampaging through Cooperstown, taking spoils.... Deplore it if you will, but Grover Cleveland Alexander drunk was a better pitcher than Grover Cleveland Alexander sober.
Category: Baseball Author: Bill Veeck
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It never ceases to amaze me how many of baseball's wounds are self-inflicted.
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Baseball is the only game left for people. To play basketball, you have to be 7 feet 6 inches. To play football, you have to be the same width.
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The season starts too early and finishes too late and there are too many games in between.
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I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
Category: Conformity Author: Bill Veeck
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How can you be a sage if you're pretty? You can't get your wizard papers without wrinkles.
Category: Wisdom Author: Bill Veeck
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I try not to kid myself. You know, I don't mind romancing someone else, but to fool yourself is pretty devastating and dangerous.
Category: Wise Words Author: Bill Veeck
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