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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Category: Age Author: Bob Hope
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Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass.
Category: Drugs Author: Bob Hope
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I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there.
Category: Golf Author: Bob Hope
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I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
Category: Golf Author: Bob Hope
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If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.
Category: Golf Author: Bob Hope
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Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
Category: Golf Author: Bob Hope
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If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
Category: Kindness Author: Bob Hope
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People who throw kisses are mighty hopelessly lazy.
Category: Kisses Author: Bob Hope
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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Category: Money Author: Bob Hope
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My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one.
Category: Sex Author: Bob Hope
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I was called "Rembrandt" Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
Category: Sports Author: Bob Hope
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