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A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in the students.
Category: College Author: John Ciardi
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Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.
Category: College Author: Ambrose Bierce
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Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates.
Category: College Author: Abbott Lawrence Lowell
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A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.
Category: College Author: Theodore Roosevelt
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If you have a college degree you can be absolutely sure of one thing... you have a college degree.
Category: College Author: Author Unknown
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If you feel that you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed you.
Category: College Author: Robert Goheen
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It takes most men five years to recover from a college education, and to learn that poetry is as vital to thinking as knowledge.
Category: College Author: Brooks Atkinson
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A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
Category: College Author: W H Auden
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The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it prevents you from achieving.
Category: College Author: Russell Green
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Fathers send their sons to college either because they went to college or they didn't.
Category: College Author: L L Hendren
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College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?
Category: College Author: David Wood
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A liberal education... frees a man from the prison-house of his class, race, time, place, background, family and even his nation.
Category: College Author: Robert Maynard Hutchins
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Does college pay? They do if you are a good open-field runner.
Category: College Author: Will Rogers
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A college education shows a man how little other people know.
Category: College Author: Thomas Chandler Haliburton
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The average Ph.D. thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
Category: College Author: J Frank Dobie
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I never graduated from Iowa, but I was only there for two terms - Truman's and Eisenhower's.
Category: College Author: Alex Karras
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The primary purpose of a liberal education is to make one's mind a pleasant place in which to spend one's leisure.
Category: College Author: Sydney J Harris
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College football is a sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.
Category: College Author: Elbert Hubbard
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College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.
Category: College Author: George Gobel
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A liberal-arts education is supposed to provide you with a value system, a standard, a set of ideas, not a job.
Category: College Author: Caroline Bird
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