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Don't anthropomorphize computers - they hate it.
Category: Computers Author: Author Unknown
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It's not computer literacy that we should be working on, but sort of human-literacy. Computers have to become human-literate.
Category: Computers Author: Nicholas P Negroponte
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The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life.
Category: Computers Author: Andrew Brown
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There is a computer disease that anybody who works with computers knows about. It's a very serious disease and it interferes completely with the work. The trouble with computers is that you 'play' with them!
Category: Computers Author: Richard P Feynman
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Jesus saves! The rest of us better make backups.
Category: Computers Author: Author Unknown
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In God we trust, all others we virus scan.
Category: Computers Author: Author Unknown
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There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.
Category: Computers Author: J H Goldfuss
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Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
Category: Computers Author: Michael Sinz
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It's not a bug - it's an undocumented feature.
Category: Computers Author: Author Unknown
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I just wish my mouth had a backspace key.
Category: Computers Author: Author Unknown
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Version 1 of any software is full of bugs. Version 2 fixes all the bugs and is great. Version 3 adds all the things users ask for, but hides all the great stuff in Version 2.
Category: Computers Author: Fred Blechman
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The Internet is the world's largest library. It's just that all the books are on the floor.
Category: Computers Author: John Allen Paulos
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Programmer - an organism that turns coffee into software.
Category: Computers Author: Author Unknown
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To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
Category: Computers Source: Farmers Almanac
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But they are useless. They can only give you answers.
Category: Computers Author: Pablo Picasso
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Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all.
Category: Computers Author: John F Kennedy
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
Category: Computers Author: Andy Rooney
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Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.
Category: Computers Author: Robert A Heinlein
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Industry executives and analysts often mistakenly talk about strategy as if it were some kind of chess match. But in chess, you have just two opponents, each with identical resources, and with luck playing a minimal role. The real world is much more like a poker game, with multiple players trying to make the best of whatever hand fortune has dealt them. In our industry, Bill Gates owns the table until someone proves otherwise.
Category: Computers Author: David Moschella
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User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot."
Category: Computers Author: Dave Barry
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