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Looking at the proliferation of personal web pages on the net, it looks like very soon everyone on earth will have 15 Megabytes of fame.
Category: Computers Author: M G Siriam
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The question of whether computers can think is just like the question of whether submarines can swim.
Category: Computers Author: Edsger W Dijkstra
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Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.
Category: Computers Author: Author Unknown
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The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.
Category: Computers Author: Sydney J Harris
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If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
Category: Computers Source: One of Murphy's Laws of Technology
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My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.
Category: Computers Author: Penn Jillett
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Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
Category: Computers Author: Author Unknown
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The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them around a little.
Category: Computers Author: Eric Porterfield
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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
Category: Computers Author: Doug Larson
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Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
Category: Computers Author: Jeff Pesis
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If it draws blood, it's hardware.
Category: Computers Author: Author Unknown
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I haven't lost my mind; I have a tape back-up somewhere.
Category: Computers Author: Author Unknown
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Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
Category: Computers Author: Author Unknown
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There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network.
Category: Computers Author: Guy Almes
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RAM disk is not an installation procedure.
Category: Computers Author: Author Unknown
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The best way to accelerate a Macintosh is at 9.8m/sec/sec.
Category: Computers Author: Marcus Dolengo
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Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.
Category: Computers Author: Clifford Stoll
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Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Category: Computers Author: Author Unknown
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If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than cocaine.
Category: Computers Author: Rob Stampfli
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The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord.
Category: Computers Author: Author Unknown
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