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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
Category: Dental Author: Johnny Carson
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A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth.
Category: Dental Author: George D Prentice
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Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond.
Category: Dental Author: Miguel de Cervantes
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If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist’s office would be full of luminous ideas.
Category: Dental Author: Mason Cooley
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You don\'t have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep.
Category: Dental Author: Author Unknown
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Some tortures are physical
And some are mental,
But the one that is both
Is dental.
Category: Dental Author: Ogden Nash
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The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound.
Category: Dental Author: George Bernard Shaw
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Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket.
Category: Dental Author: Ambrose Bierce
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I find that most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five.
Category: Dental Author: Martin H Fischer
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For there was never yet philosopher
That could endure the toothache patiently.
Category: Dental Author: William Shakespeare Source: Much Ado About Nothing
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We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.
Category: Dental Author: Joseph Heller
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If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him.
Category: Dental Author: Martin H Fischer
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A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.
Category: Dental Author: Helen Rowland
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You know, sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss.
Category: Dental Author: Author Unknown
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Some old women and men grow bitter with age; the more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get.
Category: Dental Author: George D Prentice
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I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?
Category: Dental Author: Paul Merton
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Tooth decay was a perennial national problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold.
Category: Dental Author: Claudia Wallis
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