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I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
Category: Dieting Author: Author Unknown
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate!
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Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!
Category: Dieting Author: Author Unknown
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The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.
Category: Dieting Author: Andy Rooney
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If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model. Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush.
Category: Dieting Author: Dawn French
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No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
Category: Dieting Author: George Bernard Shaw
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Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us.
Category: Dieting Author: Peter De Vries
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Food is like sex: when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.
Category: Dieting Author: Beth McCollister
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I go up and down the scale so often that if they ever perform an autopsy on me they'll find me like a strip of bacon - a streak of lean and a streak of fat.
Category: Dieting Author: Texas Guinan
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Life itself is the proper binge.
Category: Dieting Author: Julia Child
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It is a hard matter, my fellow citizens, to argue with the belly, since it has no ears.
Category: Dieting Author: Plutarch
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I'm allergic to food. Every time I eat it breaks out into fat.
Category: Dieting Author: Jennifer Greene Duncan
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I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have déjà vu.
Category: Dieting Author: Jane Wagner
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A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Category: Dieting Author: Author Unknown
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It's not women's fault that diets don't work. It's not perversity of lack of willpower. God did this - in Her great wisdom.
Category: Dieting Author: Dr Wayne Callaway
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Where do you go to get anorexia?
Category: Dieting Author: Shelley Winters
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To lengthen your life, shorten your meals.
Category: Dieting Source: Proverb
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Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
Category: Dieting Author: Author Unknown
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I am a nutritional overachiever.
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