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The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day, you're off it.
Category: Dieting Author: Jackie Gleason
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I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
Category: Dieting Author: Ed Bluestone
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A diet is a plan, generally hopeless, for reducing your weight, which tests your will power but does little for your waistline.
Category: Dieting Author: Herbert B Prochnow
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I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.
Category: Dieting Author: Shelley Winters
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Govern well thy appetite, lest Sin
Surprise thee, and her black attendant, Death.
Category: Dieting Author: John Milton
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As for food, half of my friends have dug their graves with their teeth.
Category: Dieting Author: Chauncey M Depew
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To promise not to do a thing is the surest way in the world to make a body want to go and do that very thing.
Category: Dieting Author: Mark Twain Source: The Adventures of Tom Sawyer
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I'm on a 90-day wonder diet. Thus far, I've lost 45 days.
Category: Dieting Author: Author Unknown
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I'm in shape. Round is a shape... isn't it?
Category: Dieting Author: Author Unknown
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I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.
Category: Dieting Author: Erma Bombeck
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My advice if you insist on slimming: Eat as much as you like - just don't swallow it.
Category: Dieting Author: Harry Secombe
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I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food.
Category: Dieting Author: Erma Bombeck
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Forget about calories - everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter.
Category: Dieting Author: Mignon McLaughlin
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In general, mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires.
Category: Dieting Author: Benjamin Franklin
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When I buy cookies I eat just four and throw the rest away. But first I spray them with Raid so I won't dig them out of the garbage later. Be careful, though, because that Raid really doesn't taste that bad.
Category: Dieting Author: Janette Barber
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Clogged with yesterday's excess, the body drags the mind down with it.
Category: Dieting Author: Horace
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They are sick that surfeit with too much, as they that starve with nothing.
Category: Dieting Author: William Shakespeare
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We rarely repent of having eaten too little.
Category: Dieting Author: Thomas Jefferson
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History is apt to judge harshly those who sacrifice tomorrow for today.
Category: Dieting Author: Harold MacMillan
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A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
Category: Dieting Author: Tom Wilson
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