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When we lose twenty pounds... we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty.
Category: Dieting Author: Woody Allen
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Don't dig your grave with your own knife and fork.
Category: Dieting Source: English Proverb
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Your stomach shouldn't be a waist basket.
Category: Dieting Author: Author Unknown
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A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit.
Category: Dieting Author: Author Unknown
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More die in the United States of too much food than of too little.
Category: Dieting Author: John Kenneth Galbraith
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The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out.
Category: Dieting Author: Author Unknown
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Eat... to live, and do not live to eat.
Category: Dieting Author: William Penn
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Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.
Category: Dieting Author: Author Unknown
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I've decided that perhaps I'm bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge.
Category: Dieting Author: Paula Poundstone
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In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips and cahins. Nowadays, we have a much more effective torture device called the bathroom scale.
Category: Dieting Author: Stephen Phillips
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It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.
Category: Dieting Author: Roseanne Barr
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I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.
Category: Dieting Author: Jean Kerr
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Reality check: you can never, ever, use weight loss to solve problems that are not related to your weight. At your goal weight or not, you still have to live with yourself and deal with your problems. You will still have the same husband, the same job, the same kids, and the same life. Losing weight is not a cure for life.
Category: Dieting Author: Phillip C McGraw
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The one way to get thin is to reestablish a purpose in life.
Category: Dieting Author: Cyril Connolly
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If nature had intended our skeletons to be visible it would have put them on the outside of our bodies.
Category: Dieting Author: Elmer Rice
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Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge.
Category: Dieting Author: Don Kardong
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I keep trying to lose weight... but it keeps finding me!
Category: Dieting Author: Author Unknown
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I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
Category: Dieting Author: Mae West
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I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is fourteen days.
Category: Dieting Author: Totie Fields
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Rich, fatty foods are like destiny: they too, shape our ends.
Category: Dieting Author: Author Unknown
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