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If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
Category: Dogs Author: Andy Rooney
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A dog is not "almost human" and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.
Category: Dogs Author: John Holmes
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If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.
Category: Dogs Author: Will Rogers
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The more I see of man, the more I like dogs.
Category: Dogs
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Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.
Category: Dogs Author: Steve Bluestone
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To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Category: Dogs Author: Aldous Huxley
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They never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.
Category: Dogs Author: Jerome K Jerome
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Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives.
Category: Dogs Author: Sue Murphy
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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
Category: Dogs Author: Roger Caras
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man's.
Category: Dogs Author: Mark Twain
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If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.
Category: Dogs Author: Karel Capek
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Near this spot are deposited the remains of one who possessed Beauty without Vanity, Strength without Insolence, Courage without Ferocity, and all the Virtues of Man, without his Vices. This Praise, which would be unmeaning Flattery if inscribed over human ashes, is but a just tribute to the Memory of Boatswain, a Dog.
Category: Dogs Author: George Gordon
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The dog was created specially for children. He is the god of frolic.
Category: Dogs Author: Henry Ward Beecher
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The greatest love is a mother's; then a dog's; then a sweetheart's.
Category: Dogs Source: Polish Proverb
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Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.
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Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat.
Category: Dogs Source: Oxford Union Society
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In the world which we know, among the different and primitive geniuses that preside over the evolution of the several species, there exists not one, excepting that of the dog, that ever gave a thought to the presence of man.
Category: Dogs Author: Maurice Maeterlinck
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater... suggest that he wear a tail.
Category: Dogs Author: Fran Lebowitz
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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
Category: Dogs Author: Dave Barry
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A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Category: Dogs Author: Ogden Nash
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