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The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
Category: Advice Author: Doug Larson
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The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
Category: Cats Author: Doug Larson
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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
Category: Computers Author: Doug Larson
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If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
Category: Driving Author: Doug Larson
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If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
Category: Fishing Author: Doug Larson
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Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
Category: Food Author: Doug Larson
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Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
Category: Goals Author: Doug Larson
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Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.
Category: Goals Author: Doug Larson
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Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.
Category: Grandparents Author: Doug Larson
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Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.
Category: Happiness Author: Doug Larson
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The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.
Category: Happiness Author: Doug Larson
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Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.
Category: Hockey Author: Doug Larson
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A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
Category: Integrity Author: Doug Larson
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Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
Category: Jobs Author: Doug Larson
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Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
Category: Listening Author: Doug Larson
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More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
Category: Marriage Author: Doug Larson
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People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage.
Category: Money Author: Doug Larson
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Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.
Category: Nostalgia Author: Doug Larson
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A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
Category: Puns Author: Doug Larson
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Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
Category: Spring Author: Doug Larson
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