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Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams.
Category: Driving Author: Mary Ellen Kelly

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Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.
Category: Driving Author: Mac McCleary

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A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.
Category: Driving Author: Peter De Vries

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The civilized man has built a coach, but has lost the use of his feet.
Category: Driving Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

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The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
Category: Driving Author: Dudley Moore

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A pedestrian is someone who thought there were a couple of gallons left in the tank.
Category: Driving Author: Author Unknown

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It wasn't the Exxon Valdez captain's driving that caused the Alaskan oil spill. It was yours.
Category: Driving Source: Greenpeace advertisement

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Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.
Category: Driving Author: H G Wells

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Your grandchildren will likely find it incredible - or even sinful - that you burned up a gallon of gasoline to fetch a pack of cigarettes!
Category: Driving Author: Dr Paul MacCready

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A city that outdistances man's walking powers is a trap for man.
Category: Driving Author: Arnold Toynbee

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Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
Category: Driving Author: Albert Einstein

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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
Category: Driving Author: Author Unknown

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A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.

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Americans are broad-minded people. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater, and even a newspaperman, but if a man doesn't drive, there is something wrong with him.
Category: Driving Author: Art Buchwald

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Modern technology
Owes ecology
An apology.

Category: Driving Author: Alan M Eddison

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Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.

Category: Driving Author: Author Unknown

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When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio. If all the stations are rock and roll, there's a good chance the transmission is shot.

Category: Driving Author: Larry Lujack

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The car has become the carapace, the protective and aggressive shell, of urban and suburban man.
Category: Driving Author: Marshall McLuhan

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Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due.
Category: Driving Author: Author Unknown

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The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
Category: Driving Author: Dave Barry

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