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I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
Category: Drugs Author: Salvador Dali
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All drugs of any interest to any moderately intelligent person in America are now illegal.
Category: Drugs Author: Thomas Szasz
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Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison.
Category: Drugs Author: John Hardwick
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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system.
Category: Drugs Author: P J O Rourke
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If God dropped acid, would he see people?
Category: Drugs Author: Steven Wright
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Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.
Category: Drugs Author: P J O Rourke
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I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
Category: Drugs Author: Author Unknown
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Did you know America ranks the lowest in education but the highest in drug use? It's nice to be number one, but we can fix that. All we need to do is start the war on education. If it's anywhere near as successful as our war on drugs, in no time we'll all be hooked on phonics.
Category: Drugs Author: Leighann Lord
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If a man wishes to rid himself of a feeling of unbearable oppression, he may have to take to Hashish.
Category: Drugs Author: Friedrich Nietzsche
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Avoid all needle drugs - the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.
Category: Drugs Author: Abbie Hoffman
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
Category: Drugs Author: Lily Tomlin
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Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic route.
Category: Drugs Author: Author Unknown
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Pharmaceutical companies will soon rule the world if we keep letting them believe we are a happy, functional society so long as all the women are on Prozac, all children on Ritalin, and all men on Viagra.
Category: Drugs Author: Terri Guillemets
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I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police.
Category: Drugs Author: Keith Richards
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It is difficult to live without opium after having known it because it is difficult, after knowing opium, to take earth seriously. And unless one is a saint, it is difficult to live without taking earth seriously.
Category: Drugs Author: Jean Cocteau
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I'm in favor of it as long as it's multiple choice.
Category: Drugs Author: Kurt Rambis
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God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
Category: Drugs Source: Graffiti
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Thou hast the keys of Paradise, oh, just, subtle, and mighty opium!
Category: Drugs Author: Thomas De Quincey
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Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.
Category: Drugs Author: Robin Williams
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I will lift up mine eyes unto the pills. Almost everyone takes them, from the humble aspirin to the multi-coloured, king-sized three deckers, which put you to sleep, wake you up, stimulate and soothe you all in one. It is an age of pills.
Category: Drugs Author: Malcolm Muggeridge
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