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I doubt whether the world holds for anyone a more soul-stirring surprise than the first adventure with ice cream.
Category: Food Author: Heywood Broun
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Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate.
Category: Food Author: Sandra Boynton
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Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
Category: Food Author: Jim Davis Source: Garfield
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Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity.
Category: Food Author: Voltaire
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There is a lot more juice in grapefruit than meets the eye.
Category: Food Author: Author Unknown
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We think fast food is equivalent to pornography, nutritionally speaking.
Category: Food Author: Steve Elbert
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High-tech tomatoes. Mysterious milk. Supersquash. Are we supposed to eat this stuff? Or is it going to eat us?
Category: Food Author: Annita Manning
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Sex is good, but not as good as fresh, sweet corn.
Category: Food Author: Garrison Keillor
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Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Category: Food Author: Author Unknown
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Those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat it.
Category: Food Author: Author Unknown
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I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o'clock in the morning.
Category: Food Author: John Barrymore
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Shipping is a terrible thing to do to vegetables. They probably get jet-lagged, just like people.
Category: Food Author: Elizabeth Berry
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No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
Category: Food Author: Channing Pollock
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Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that’s bad for you!
Category: Food Author: Tommy Smothers
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Chemicals, n: Noxious substances from which modern foods are made.
Category: Food Author: Author Unknown
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It would be nice if the Food and Drug Administration stopped issuing warnings about toxic substances and just gave me the names of one or two things still safe to eat.
Category: Food Author: Robert Fuoss
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As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
Category: Food Author: Buddy Hackett
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Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray.
Category: Food Author: Author Unknown
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Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.
Category: Food Author: Ambrose Bierce
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Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos.
Category: Food Author: Don Kardong
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