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Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it.
Category: Football Author: Heywood Hale Brown

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Most football players are temperamental. That's 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental.
Category: Football Author: Doug Plank

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Let's face it, you have to have a slightly recessive gene that has a little something to do with the brain to go out on the football field and beat your head against other human beings on a daily basis.

Category: Football Author: Tim Green

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You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four.
Category: Football Author: Dan Birdwell

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Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings.
Category: Football Author: George F Will

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Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors.
Category: Football Author: Frank Gifford

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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
Category: Football Author: Erma Bombeck

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If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
Category: Football Author: Erma Bombeck

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If you're mad at your kid, you can either raise him to be a nose tackle or send him out to play on the freeway. It's about the same.

Category: Football Author: Bob Golic

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At the base of it was the urge, if you wanted to play football, to knock someone down, that was what the sport was all about, the will to win closely linked with contact.
Category: Football Author: George Plimpton

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American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party.


Category: Football Author: Sue Lawley

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Football is not a contact sport. It's a collision sport. Dancing is a... contact sport.
Category: Football Author: Duffy Daugherty

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When I went to Catholic high school in Philadelphia, we just had one coach for football and basketball. He took all of us who turned out and had us run through a forest. The ones who ran into the trees were on the football team.
Category: Football Author: George Raveling

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The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
Category: Football Author: Phyllis Diller

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Baseball is what we were. Football is what we have become.
Category: Football Author: Mary McGrory

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Football is not a game but a religion, a metaphysical island of fundamental truth in a highly verbalized, disguised society, a throwback of 30,000 generations of anthropological time.

Category: Football Author: Arnold Mandell

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I do not like football, which I think of as a game in which two tractors approach each other from opposite directions and collide. Besides, I have contempt for a game in which players have to wear so much equipment. Men play basketball in their underwear, which seems just right to me.
Category: Football Author: Anna Quindlen

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Watching football is like watching pornography. There's plenty of action, and I can't take my eyes off it, but when it's over, I wonder why the hell I spent an afternoon doing it.
Category: Football Author: Luke Salisbury

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The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean.
Category: Football Author: Erma Bombeck

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There are two kinds of people in the world, Notre Dame lovers and Notre Dame haters. And, quite frankly, they're both a pain in the ass.
Category: Football Author: Dan Devine

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