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Eighteen holes of match or medal play will teach you more about your foe than will 18 years of dealing with him across a desk.
Category: Golf Author: Grantland Rice

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Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
Category: Golf Author: John Updike

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Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
Category: Golf Author: A A Milne

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Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious.
Category: Golf Author: P G Wodehouse

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I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game: it's called an eraser.
Category: Golf Author: Arnold Palmer

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Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course - the distance between your ears.
Category: Golf Author: Bobby Jones

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I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's the distance my left ear is from my right.
Category: Golf Author: Ben Crenshaw

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Golf is like a love affair. If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart.
Category: Golf Author: Arthur Daley

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Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can't play it.
Category: Golf Author: Ted Ray

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The number of shots taken by an opponent who is out of sight is equal to the square root of the sum of the number of curses heard plus the number of swishes.
Category: Golf Author: Michael Green

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If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out.
Category: Golf Author: Paul Gallico

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Golf is like an 18-year-old girl with big boobs. You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her.
Category: Golf Author: Val Doonican

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Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.
Category: Golf Author: Author Unknown

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It's easy to see golf not as a game at all but as some whey-faced, nineteenth-century Presbyterian minister's fever dream of exorcism achieved through ritual and self-mortification.
Category: Golf Author: Bruce McCall

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If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is.

Category: Golf Author: Horace G Hutchinson

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They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.
Category: Golf Author: Gardner Dickinson

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I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
Category: Golf Author: Will Rogers

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If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.
Category: Golf Author: Sam Snead

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Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

Category: Golf Author: William Wordsworth

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What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.
Category: Golf Author: Arnold Palmer

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