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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Category: Books and Reading Author: Groucho Marx
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I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go in the other room and read a book.
Category: Books and Reading Author: Groucho Marx
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There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook.
Category: Honesty Author: Groucho Marx
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Humor is reason gone mad.
Category: Humor Author: Groucho Marx
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I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it.
Category: Insults and Comebacks Author: Groucho Marx
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Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
Category: Marriage Author: Groucho Marx
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It frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
Category: Money Author: Groucho Marx
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Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
Category: Sex Author: Groucho Marx
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It isn't so much that hard times are coming; the change observed is mostly soft times going.
Category: Society Author: Groucho Marx
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I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go in the other room and read a book.
Category: Television Author: Groucho Marx
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