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You sometimes see a woman who would have made a Joan of Arc in another century and climate, threshing herself to pieces over all the mean worry of housekeeping.
Category: Housework Author: Rudyard Kipling
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
Category: Housework Author: Erma Bombeck
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Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I.
Category: Housework Author: Anne Gibbons
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Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum - "My God, the floor's immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch."
Category: Housework Author: Joan Rivers
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I think housework is the reason most women go to the office.
Category: Housework Author: Heloise Cruse
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There was no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.
Category: Housework Author: Quentin Crisp Source: The Naked Civil Servant
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Housework, if it is done right, can kill you.
Category: Housework Author: John Skow
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I am thankful for a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning and gutters that need fixing because it means I have a home.... I am thankful for the piles of laundry and ironing because it means my loved ones are nearby.
Category: Housework Author: Nancie J Carmody
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This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house.
Category: Housework Author: Jim Lemon
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The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes.
Category: Housework Author: Agatha Christie
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The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the next six thousand years, to even things up. The trouble is that men, over the years, have developed an inflated notion of the importance of everything they do, so that before long they would turn housework into just as much of a charade as business is now. They would hire secretaries and buy computers and fly off to housework conferences in Bermuda, but they'd never clean anything.
Category: Housework Author: Dave Barry
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I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn.
Category: Housework Author: C E Cowman
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There\'s nothing to match curling up with a good book when there\'s a repair job to be done around the house.
Category: Housework Author: Joe Ryan
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The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
Category: Housework Author: Kin Hubbard
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Old houses mended,
Cost little less than new before they're ended.
Category: Housework Author: Colley Cibber
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When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why.
Category: Housework Author: Katharine Whitehorn
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My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.
Category: Housework Author: Bette Midler
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A man builds a fine house; and now he has a master, and a task for life: he is to furnish, watch, show it, and keep it in repair, the rest of his days.
Category: Housework Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
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One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop.
Category: Housework Author: G M Weilacher
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I got the blues thinking of the future, so I left off and made some marmalade. It's amazing how it cheers one up to shred oranges and scrub the floor.
Category: Housework Author: D H Lawrence
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