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If an article is attractive, or useful, or inexpensive, they'll stop making it tomorrow; if it's all three, they stopped making it yesterday.
Category: How True Author: Mignon McLaughlin Source: The Neurotic s Notebook
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Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.
Category: How True Source: Murphy s Law
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If there is something you must do and you cannot do it, you cannot do anything else.
Category: How True Author: Mignon McLaughlin Source: The Neurotic s Notebook
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How is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
Category: How True Author: Francois Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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I tell you this, and I tell you plain:
What you have done, you will do again;
You will bite your tongue, careful or not,
Upon the already-bitten spot.
Category: How True Author: Mignon McLaughlin Source: The Neurotic s Notebook
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It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
Category: How True Author: Author Unknown
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An unwatched pot boils immediately.
Category: How True Author: H F Ellis
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If you wonder where your child left his roller skates, try walking around the house in the dark.
Category: How True Author: Leopold Fechtner
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Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.
Category: How True Author: Mignon McLaughlin Source: The Second Neurotic s Notebook
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When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.
Category: How True Source: The Airplane Law
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Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
Category: How True Author: Author Unknown
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Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Category: How True Author: Author Unknown
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Why do they put the Gideon Bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too late, and not in the barroom downstairs?
Category: How True Author: Christopher Morley
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The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.
Category: How True Author: Author Unknown
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It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
Category: How True Author: Author Unknown
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There are many in this old world of ours who hold that things break about even for all of us. I have observed for example that we all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summertime and the poor get it in the winter.
Category: How True Author: Bat Masterson
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No one is listening until you fart.
Category: How True Author: Author Unknown
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Keep a thing seven years and it's bound to come in handy.
Category: How True Source: Russian Proverb
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Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object.
Category: How True Author: Joseph Addison Source: The Spectator
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I find I always have to write something on a steamed mirror.
Category: How True Author: Elaine Dundy
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