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The number one sign you have nothing to do at work: The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish.
Category: Jobs Author: Fred Barling Source: Humorscope

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Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.
Category: Jobs Author: H Jackson Browne

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Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
Category: Jobs Author: Doug Larson

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Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Category: Jobs Author: Robert Orben

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If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation?
Category: Jobs Author: Author Unknown

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We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us.
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Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.
Category: Jobs Author: John G Pollard

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When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
Category: Jobs Author: Betty Bender

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Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
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Monday is a lame way to spend 1/7 of your life.
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If you have a job without any aggravations, you don't have a job.
Category: Jobs Author: Malcolm S Forbes

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A life spent in constant labor is a life wasted, save a man be such a fool as to regard a fulsome obituary notice as ample reward.

Category: Jobs Author: George Jean Nathan

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Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.
Category: Jobs Author: Howard Aiken

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Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
Category: Jobs Author: James Matthew Barrie

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The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play.
Category: Jobs Author: Arnold Toynbee

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The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.
Category: Jobs Author: Stanley J Randall

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Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
Category: Jobs Author: Douglas Adams

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Researchers at Harvard say that taking a power nap for an hour in the afternoon can totally refresh you. They say that by the time you wake up you'll feel so good, you'll be able to start looking for a new job.
Category: Jobs Author: Jay Leno

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Whenever it is possible, a boy should choose some occupation which he should do even if he did not need the money.
Category: Jobs Author: William Lyon Phelps

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I've met a few people in my time who were enthusiastic about hard work. And it was just my luck that all of them happened to be men I was working for at the time.
Category: Jobs Author: Bill Gold

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