John Mortimer

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There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward.
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I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward.
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Marriage is like pleading guilty to an indefinite sentence. Without parole.
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