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Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
Category: Drugs Author: Lily Tomlin
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To me, "sexual freedom" means freedom from having to have sex.
Category: Feminism Author: Lily Tomlin
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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library?
Category: Hair Author: Lily Tomlin
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I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
Category: Music Author: Lily Tomlin
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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
Category: Sex Author: Lily Tomlin
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you\'re still a rat.
Category: Society Author: Lily Tomlin
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For fast-acting relief, try slowing down.
Category: Stress Author: Lily Tomlin
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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
Category: Success Author: Lily Tomlin
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I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
Category: Teachers Author: Lily Tomlin
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If you read a lot of books, you're considered well-read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well-viewed.
Category: Television Author: Lily Tomlin
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