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There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
Category: Age Author: P G Wodehouse
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The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of a gun.
Category: Animal Rights Author: P G Wodehouse
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It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.
Category: Apologies Author: P G Wodehouse
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Do men who have got all their marbles go swimming in lakes with their clothes on?
Category: Clothing Author: P G Wodehouse
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Rugby football is a game I can't claim absolutely to understand in all its niceties, if you know what I mean. I can follow the broad, general principles, of course. I mean to say, I know that the main scheme is to work the ball down the field somehow and deposit it over the line at the other end and that, in order to squalch this programme, each side is allowed to put in a certain amount of assault and battery and do things to its fellowman which, if done elsewhere, would result in fourteen days without the option, coupled with some strong remarks from the Bench.
Category: Football Author: P G Wodehouse
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Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious.
Category: Golf Author: P G Wodehouse
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The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of butterflies in the adjoining meadows.
Category: Golf Author: P G Wodehouse
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"After all, golf is only a game," said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is a kink in their character. They simply don't realise what they are saying.
Category: Golf Author: P G Wodehouse
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