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There are no illegitimate children - only illegitimate parents.
Category: Parenting Author: Leon R Yankwich

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Instant availability without continuous presence is probably the best role a mother can play.
Category: Parenting Author: Lotte Bailyn

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If your parents didn't have any children, there's a good chance that you won't have any.
Category: Parenting Author: Clarence Day

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A child enters your home and for the next twenty years makes so much noise you can hardly stand it. The child departs, leaving the house so silent you think you are going mad.
Category: Parenting Author: John Andrew Holmes

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Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age.
Category: Parenting Author: William Feather

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Parents are not interested in justice; they are interested in quiet.
Category: Parenting Author: Bill Cosby

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Your responsibility as a parent is not as great as you might imagine. You need not supply the world with the next conqueror of disease or major motion-picture star. If your child simply grows up to be someone who does not use the word "collectible" as a noun, you can consider yourself an unqualified success.
Category: Parenting Author: Fran Lebowitz

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A child, like your stomach, doesn't need all you can afford to give it.
Category: Parenting Author: Frank A Clark

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Your children vividly remember every unkind thing you ever did to them, plus a few you really didn't.
Category: Parenting Author: Mignon McLaughlin

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These are my daughters, I suppose.
But where in the world did the children vanish?

Category: Parenting Author: Phyllis McGinley

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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud \"snort\" noises.) I don\'t know why parents don\'t do this more often. Usually it makes the kid laugh. Sometimes it sends him into shock. Either way it quiets him down. If you\'re a parent, acting like a rhino has another advantage. Keep it up until the kid is a teenager and he definitely won\'t have his friends hanging around your house all the time.
Category: Parenting Author: P J O Rourke

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In spite of the six thousand manuals on child raising in the bookstores, child raising is still a dark continent and no one really knows anything. You just need a lot of love and luck - and, of course, courage.
Category: Parenting Author: Bill Cosby

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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
Category: Parenting Author: Fran Lebowitz Source: Social Studies

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The trouble with being a parent is that by the time you are experienced, you are unemployed.
Category: Parenting Author: Author Unknown

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If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says "keep away from children."
Category: Parenting Author: Susan Savannah

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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and... mothers. Only your grandmother and Ghengis Khan know how to do it.
Category: Parenting Author: Billy Cosby

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In bringing up children, spend on them half as much money and twice as much time.
Category: Parenting Author: Author Unknown

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From the moment of birth, when the Stone-Age baby confronts the twentieth-century mother, the baby is subjected to these forces of violence called love, as its father and mother and their parents and their parents before them, have been. These forces are mainly concerned with destroying most of its potential.
Category: Parenting

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They fuck you up your mum and dad
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
and add some extra, just for you.

Category: Parenting Author: Philip Larkin Source: This Be The Verse

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Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Category: Parenting Author: Bill Cosby

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