Phyllis Diller Quote - Aphorism - Proverb info I don't know how you feel about old age... but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me from the rear. Category: Age Author: Phyllis Diller 0 Give your vote +5 comments Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. Category: Alcohol Author: Phyllis Diller 0 Give your vote +5 comments Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. Category: Anger Author: Phyllis Diller 0 Give your vote +5 comments Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. Category: Children Author: Phyllis Diller 0 Give your vote +5 comments My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. Category: Exercise Author: Phyllis Diller 0 Give your vote +5 comments The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. Category: Football Author: Phyllis Diller 0 Give your vote +5 comments The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. Category: Golf Author: Phyllis Diller 0 Give your vote +5 comments Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. Category: Marriage Author: Phyllis Diller Source: Phyllis Diller s Housekeeping Hints 0 Give your vote +5 comments It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. Category: Parenting Author: Phyllis Diller 0 Give your vote +5 comments By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. Category: Pregnancy Author: Phyllis Diller 0 Give your vote +5 comments A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. Category: Smiles Author: Phyllis Diller 0 Give your vote +5 comments Phyllis Diller

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