Phyllis Diller

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I don't know how you feel about old age... but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me from the rear.
Category: Age Author: Phyllis Diller

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Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.

Category: Alcohol Author: Phyllis Diller

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Category: Anger Author: Phyllis Diller

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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
Category: Children Author: Phyllis Diller

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My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit.


Category: Exercise Author: Phyllis Diller

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The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
Category: Football Author: Phyllis Diller

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The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
Category: Golf Author: Phyllis Diller

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Category: Marriage Author: Phyllis Diller Source: Phyllis Diller s Housekeeping Hints

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It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.
Category: Parenting Author: Phyllis Diller

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By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.
Category: Pregnancy Author: Phyllis Diller

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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
Category: Smiles Author: Phyllis Diller

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