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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
Category: Poker Author: Seven Wright

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The guy who invented poker was bright, but the guy who invented the chip was a genius.
Category: Poker Author: Author Unknown

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If, after the first twenty minutes, you don't know who the sucker at the table is, it's you.
Category: Poker Author: Author Unknown

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Is it a reasonable thing, I ask you, for a grown man to run about and hit a ball? Poker's the only game fit for a grown man. Then, your hand is against every man's, and every man's is against yours. Teamwork? Who ever made a fortune by teamwork? There's only one way to make a fortune, and that's to down the fellow who's up against you.
Category: Poker Author: W Somerset Maugham

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Poker exemplifies the worst aspects of capitalism that have made our country so great.
Category: Poker Author: Walter Matthau

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Your best chance to get a Royal Flush in a casino is in the bathroom.
Category: Poker Author: VP Pappy

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There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush." It is enough to make one ashamed of the species.
Category: Poker Author: Mark Twain

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The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; it happens at the poker table all the time.
Category: Poker Author: David Shoup

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I must complain the cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand.
Category: Poker Author: Jonathan Swift

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"How long does it take to learn poker, Dad?"
"All your life, son."

Category: Poker Author: Michael Pertwee

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Poker: the art of civilized bushwhacking.
Category: Poker Author: Nick Dandalos

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Poker is the game closest to the western conception of life, where life and thought are recognized as intimately combined, where free will prevails over philosophies of fate or of chance, where men are considered moral agents and where - at least in the short run - the important thing is not what happens but what people think happens.
Category: Poker Author: John Luckacs

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Cards are war, in disguise of a sport.
Category: Poker Author: Charles Lamb

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In a game of poker, I can put the players' souls in my pocket.
Category: Poker Author: Beausourire

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I believe in poker the way I believe in the American Dream. Poker is good for you. It enriches the soul, sharpens the intellect, heals the spirit, and - when played well, nourishes the wallet.
Category: Poker Author: Lou Krieger

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Poker, n. A game said to be played with cards for some purpose to this lexicographer unknown.
Category: Poker Author: Ambrose Bierce

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Whether he likes it or not, a manís character is stripped at the poker table; if the other players read him better than he does, he has only himself to blame. Unless he is both able and prepared to see himself as others do, flaws and all, he will be a loser in cards, as in life.
Category: Poker Author: Anthony Holden

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With spots quadrangular of diamond form,
Ensanguined hearts, clubs typical of strife,
And spades, the emblems of untimely graves.

Category: Poker Author: William Cowper

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Poker is... a fascinating, wonderful, intricate adventure on the high seas of human nature.
Category: Poker Author: David A Daniel

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The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent.
Category: Poker Author: David Mamet

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