Pregnancy

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If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.
Category: Pregnancy Author: Lawrence Housman

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If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.
Category: Pregnancy Author: Nora Ephron Source: Heartburn

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I realize why women die in childbirth - it's preferable.
Category: Pregnancy Author: Sherry Glaser

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A period is just the beginning of a lifelong sentence.
Category: Pregnancy Author: Cathy Crimmins

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Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.
Category: Pregnancy Author: Rita Rudner

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Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.
Category: Pregnancy Author: Joyce Armor

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There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it.
Category: Pregnancy Author: Irena Chalmers

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You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
Category: Pregnancy Author: Dave Barry

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Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Category: Pregnancy Author: Sam Levenson

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God\'s interest in the human race is nowhere better evinced than in obstetrics.
Category: Pregnancy Author: Martin H Fischer

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By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.
Category: Pregnancy Author: Phyllis Diller

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If men were equally at risk from this condition - if they knew their bellies might swell as if they were suffering from end-stage cirrhosis, that they would have to go nearly a year without a stiff drink, a cigarette, or even an aspirin, that they would be subject to fainting spells and unable to fight their way onto commuter trains - then I am sure that pregnancy would be classified as a sexually transmitted disease and abortions would be no more controversial than emergency appendectomies.
Category: Pregnancy Author: Barbara Ehrenreich

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