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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
Category: Puns Author: Edgar Allan Poe

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A pun is a short quip followed by a long groan.
Category: Puns Author: Author Unknown

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A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
Category: Puns Author: Doug Larson

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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
Category: Puns Author: Fred Allen

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Puns are little "plays on words" that a certain breed of person loves to spring on you and then look at you in a certain self-satisfied way to indicate that he thinks that you must think that he is by far the cleverest person on Earth now that Benjamin Franklin is dead, when in fact what you are thinking is that if this person ever ends up in a lifeboat, the other passengers will hurl him overboard by the end of the first day even if they have plenty of food and water.
Category: Puns Author: Dave Barry Source: Why Humor Is Funny

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A pun does not commonly justify a blow in return. But if a blow were given for such cause, and death ensued, the jury would be judges both of the facts and of the pun, and might, if the latter were of an aggravated character, return a verdict of justifiable homicide.
Category: Puns Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr

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A pun is not bound by the laws which limit nicer wit. It is a pistol let off at the ear; not a feather to tickle the intellect.
Category: Puns Author: Charles Lamb

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A man who could make so vile a pun would not scruple to pick a pocket.
Category: Puns Author: John Dennis

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In the pun, two strings of thought are tangled into one acoustic knot.
Category: Puns Author: Arthur Koestler

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A good pun is its own reword.
Category: Puns Author: Author Unknown

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People who make puns are like wanton boys that put coppers on the railroad tracks. They amuse themselves and other children, but their little trick may upset a freight train of conversation for the sake of a battered witticism.
Category: Puns Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr

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