Quentin Crisp

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Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are.

Category: Clothing Author: Quentin Crisp

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I simply haven't the nerve to imagine a being, a force, a cause which keeps the planets revolving in their orbits, and then suddenly stops in order to give me a bicycle with three speeds.
Category: God Author: Quentin Crisp

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In an expanding universe, time is on the side of the outcast. Those who once inhabited the suburbs of human contempt find that without changing their address they eventually live in the metropolis.
Category: Homosexuality Author: Quentin Crisp

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There was no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.
Category: Housework Author: Quentin Crisp Source: The Naked Civil Servant

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Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne.
Category: Language Author: Quentin Crisp

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You fall out of your mother's womb, you crawl across open country under fire, and drop into your grave.
Category: Life Author: Quentin Crisp

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Why get married? For human beings, marriage is such an unnatural state. If you want monogamy, it has been said, you should marry a swan.
Category: Marriage Author: Quentin Crisp

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My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it.
Category: Parenting Author: Quentin Crisp

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This school was on top of a hill so that God could see everything that went on. It looked like a cross between a prison and a church and it was.
Category: School Author: Quentin Crisp

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Men get laid, but women get screwed.
Category: Sex Author: Quentin Crisp

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If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
Category: Success Author: Quentin Crisp

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The young always have the same problem - how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another.
Category: Teenagers Author: Quentin Crisp

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