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Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
Category: Sex Author: Bob Rubin

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Anybody who believes that the way to a man\'s heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
Category: Sex Author: Robert Byrne

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The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul.
Category: Sex Author: William B Yeats

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Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
Category: Sex Author: Author Unknown

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Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped.
Category: Sex Author: Author Unknown

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Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
Category: Sex Author: Woody Allen

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The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently.
Category: Sex Author: Margaret Smith

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Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love.
Category: Sex Author: Woody Allen

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For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.
Category: Sex Author: Jay Leno

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
Category: Sex Author: Swami X

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Men get laid, but women get screwed.
Category: Sex Author: Quentin Crisp

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It is bad enough that people are dying of AIDS, but no one should die of ignorance.
Category: Sex Author: Elizabeth Taylor

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A dirty book is rarely dusty.
Category: Sex Author: Author Unknown

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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it\'s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it\'s $3.95 a minute.
Category: Sex Author: Author Unknown

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Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.
Category: Sex Author: Butch Hancock

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To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals.
Category: Sex Author: Don Schrader

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The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work.
Category: Sex Author: William H Masters

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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Category: Sex Author: Spike Milligan

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There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection. As the amount of affection increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately. When the affection is the entertainment, we no longer call it dating. Under no circumstances can the food be omitted.

Category: Sex Source: Miss Manners Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behaviour

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No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
Category: Sex Author: Abraham Lincoln

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