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I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven\'t had time for tobacco since.
Category: Smoking Author: Arturo Toscanini

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To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times.
Category: Smoking Author: Mark Twain

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I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: "Oh well," and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
Category: Smoking Author: Benny Hill

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One thousand Americans stop smoking every day - by dying.
Category: Smoking Author: Author Unknown

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There\'s something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In fact, I got married once on account of that.
Category: Smoking Author: Harold Robbins

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Thank you for Not Smoking. Cigarette smoke is the residue of your pleasure. It contaminates the air, pollutes my hair and clothes, not to mention my lungs. This takes place without my consent. I have a pleasure, also. I like a beer now and then. The residue of my pleasure is urine. Would you be annoyed if I stood on a chair and pissed on your head and your clothes without your consent?
Category: Smoking Source: Sign from Ken s Magic Shop

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If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
Category: Smoking Author: Douglas Adams

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If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
Category: Smoking Author: Douglas Adams

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It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake.
Category: Smoking Author: Mark Twain

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If you must smoke, take your butt outside.
Category: Smoking Author: Author Unknown

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Smoke your pipe and be silent; there's only wind and smoke in the world.
Category: Smoking Source: Irish Proverb

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Little tube of mighty pow'r,
Charmer of an idle hour,
Object of my warm desire.

Category: Smoking Author: Isaac Hawkins Browne

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Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.
Category: Smoking Author: George D Prentice

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The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco.
Category: Smoking Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

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There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes.
Category: Smoking Author: Katharine Whitehorn

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Tobacco is a dirty weed. I like it.
It satisfies no normal need. I like it.
It makes you thin, it makes you lean,
It takes the hair right off your bean
It's the worst darn stuff I've ever seen.
I like it.

Category: Smoking Author: Graham Lee Hemminger

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For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.
Category: Smoking Author: Jay Leno

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Tobacco. Tumor causing, teeth staining, smelly, puking habit.
Category: Smoking Source: Arizona Department of Health Services Tobacco Education and Prevention Program ad campaign

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Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your cigarettes.
Category: Smoking Author: Author Unknown

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A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?
Category: Smoking Author: Oscar Wilde

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