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I always turn to the sports section first. The sports page records people\'s accomplishments; the front page has nothing but man\'s failures.
Category: Sports Author: Earl Warren

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If only Hitler and Mussolini could have a good game of bowls once a week at Geneva, I feel that Europe would not be as troubled as it is.
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The difference between the old ballplayer and the new ballplayer is the jersey. The old ballplayer cared about the name on the front. The new ballplayer cares about the name on the back.
Category: Sports Author: Steve Garvey

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If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such.
Category: Sports Author: Homer Simpson Source:

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If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out.
Category: Sports Author: George Brett

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I don't know. I never smoked AstroTurf.
Category: Sports Author: Tug McGraw

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Thus so wretched is man that he would weary even without any cause for weariness... and so frivolous is he that, though full of a thousand reasons for weariness, the least thing, such as playing billiards or hitting a ball, is sufficient enough to amuse him.
Category: Sports Author: Blaise Pascal

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The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break.
Category: Sports Author: John Madden

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I don\'t believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.... It\'s not like it was when I was growing up. My mom and my grandmother told me how it was going to be. If I didn\'t like it, they said, \"Don\'t let the door hit you in the ass on your way out.\" Parents have to take better control.
Category: Sports Author: Charles Barkley

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I think my favorite sport in the Olympics is the one in which you make your way through the snow, you stop, you shoot a gun, and then you continue on. In most of the world, it is known as the biathlon, except in New York City, where it is known as winter.
Category: Sports Author: Michael Ventre

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We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
Category: Sports Author: Vince Lombardi

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The trouble with referees is that they just don't care which side wins.
Category: Sports Author: Tom Canterbury

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When we played, World Series checks meant something. Now all they do is screw up your taxes.
Category: Sports Author: Don Drysdale

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With the money I'm making, I should be playing two positions.
Category: Sports Author: Pete Rose

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Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.
Category: Sports Author: Rita Rudner

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Andre Dawson has a bruised knee and is listed as day-to-day. Aren't we all?
Category: Sports Author: Vin Scully

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To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
Category: Sports Author: Jack Handey

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Prize fighters can sometimes read and write when they start - but they can't when they finish.
Category: Sports Author: Martin H Fischer

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Every sport pretends to a literature, but people don't believe it of any other sport but their own.
Category: Sports Author: Alistair Cooke

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I would have thought that the knowledge that you are going to be leapt upon by half-a-dozen congratulatory, but sweaty team-mates would be inducement not to score a goal.
Category: Sports Author: Arthur Marshall

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