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Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
Category: Statistics Author: Aaron Levenstein

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Torture numbers, and they'll confess to anything.
Category: Statistics Author: Gregg Easterbrook

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98% of all statistics are made up.
Category: Statistics Author: Author Unknown

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Say you were standing with one foot in the oven and one foot in an ice bucket. According to the percentage people, you should be perfectly comfortable.
Category: Statistics Author: Bobby Bragan

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Statistics can be made to prove anything - even the truth.
Category: Statistics Author: Author Unknown

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Statistics are human beings with the tears wiped off.
Category: Statistics Author: Paul Brodeur

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Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.
Category: Statistics Author: Author Unknown

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He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp posts - for support rather than for illumination.
Category: Statistics Author: Andrew Lang

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One more fagot of these adamantine bandages is the new science of Statistics.
Category: Statistics Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Do not put your faith in what statistics say until you have carefully considered what they do not say.
Category: Statistics Author: William W Watt

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Then there is the man who drowned crossing a stream with an average depth of six inches.


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I always find that statistics are hard to swallow and impossible to digest. The only one I can ever remember is that if all the people who go to sleep in church were laid end to end they would be a lot more comfortable.
Category: Statistics Author: Mrs Robert A Taft

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Satan delights equally in statistics and in quoting scripture....
Category: Statistics Author: H G Wells Source: The Undying Fire

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While the individual man is an insoluble puzzle, in the aggregate he becomes a mathematical certainty. You can, for example, never foretell what any one man will be up to, but you can say with precision what an average number will be up to. Individuals vary, but percentages remain constant. So says the statistician.
Category: Statistics Author: Arthur Conan Doyle

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The theory of probabilities is at bottom nothing but common sense reduced to calculus.
Category: Statistics Author: Laplace

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I abhor averages. I like the individual case. A man may have six meals one day and none the next, making an average of three meals per day, but that is not a good way to live.
Category: Statistics Author: Louis D Brandeis

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The death of one man is a tragedy. The death of millions is a statistic.
Category: Statistics Author: Joe Stalin

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I could prove God statistically. Take the human body alone - the chances that all the functions of an individual would just happen is a statistical monstrosity.
Category: Statistics Author: George Gallup

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