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When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.
Category: Boredom Author: Steven Wright
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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Category: Death Author: Steven Wright
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I named my dog Stay so I can say, "Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay."
Category: Dogs Author: Steven Wright
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If God dropped acid, would he see people?
Category: Drugs Author: Steven Wright
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There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Category: Fishing Author: Steven Wright
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You can't have everything... where would you put it?
Category: Humorous Quotations Author: Steven Wright
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I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Rennaisance.
Category: Perspective Author: Steven Wright
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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
Category: Skiing Author: Steven Wright
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I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.
Category: Society Author: Steven Wright
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I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller.
Category: Tattoos Author: Steven Wright
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Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
Category: Walking Author: Steven Wright
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