Telephones

Quote - Aphorism - Proverb


info

The bathtub was invented in 1850 and the telephone in 1875. In other words, if you had been living in 1850, you could have sat in the bathtub for 25 years without having to answer the phone.
Category: Telephones Author: Bill DeWitt

0 Give your vote +5
comments
Middle age: When you're sitting at home on Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
Category: Telephones Author: Ogden Nash

0 Give your vote +5
comments
I like my new telephone, my computer works just fine, my calculator is perfect, but Lord, I miss my mind!
Category: Telephones Author: Author Unknown

0 Give your vote +5
comments
Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.
Category: Telephones Author: Ambrose Bierce

0 Give your vote +5
comments
A woman is a person who reaches for a chair when she answers the telephone.
Category: Telephones Author: Milton Wright

0 Give your vote +5
comments
Some one invented the telephone,
And interrupted a nation's slumbers,
Ringing wrong but similar numbers.

Category: Telephones Author: Ogden Nash

0 Give your vote +5
comments
I keep the telephone of my mind open to peace, harmony, health, love and abundance. Then, whenever doubt, anxiety or fear try to call me, they keep getting a busy signal - and soon they'll forget my number.
Category: Telephones Author: Edith Armstrong

0 Give your vote +5
comments
It is my heart-warmed and world-embracing Christmas hope and aspiration that all of us, the high, the low, the rich, the poor, the admired, the despised, the loved, the hated, the civilized, the savage (every man and brother of us all throughout the whole earth), may eventually be gathered together in a heaven of everlasting rest and peace and bliss, except the inventor of the telephone.
Category: Telephones Author: Mark Twain

0 Give your vote +5
comments
If The Phone Doesn\'t Ring, It\'s Me.
Category: Telephones Source: Song title by Jimmy Buffet

0 Give your vote +5
comments
Telephones
 
Add your own Quote




Love forecast - Aries Love forecast - Taurus Love forecast - Gemini
Love forecast - Leo Love forecast - Virgo Love forecast - Cancer
Love forecast - Libra Love forecast - Sagittarius Love forecast - Capricorn
Love forecast - Aquarius Love forecast - Pisces Love forecast - Scorpio
Western Horoscope Birth Sign:
 
     




Do you like this page? Refer it to your family and friends!
 
  or use This Form
Questions, suggestions, comments or controversy on this page:




Copyright 2014 Love Tips | Home | Directory | Articles | Tips | Quotes | Ideas | Jokes | Pickup | Letters | Astrology | Privacy