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Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.
Category: Advertising Author: Will Rogers
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
Category: America Author: Will Rogers
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If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership.
Category: America Author: Will Rogers
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I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him "father."
Category: America Author: Will Rogers
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
Category: Anger Author: Will Rogers
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People that pay for things never complain. It's the guy you give something to that you can't please.
Category: Business Author: Will Rogers
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Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse.
Category: Clothing Author: Will Rogers
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Does college pay? They do if you are a good open-field runner.
Category: College Author: Will Rogers
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Another way to solve the traffic problems of this country is to pass a law that only paid-for cars be allowed to use the highways.
Category: Debt Author: Will Rogers
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If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.
Category: Dogs Author: Will Rogers
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
Category: Dogs Author: Will Rogers
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I represent what is left of a vanishing race, and that is the pedestrian.... That I am still able to be here, I owe to a keen eye and a nimble pair of legs. But I know they'll get me someday.
Category: Driving Author: Will Rogers
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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Category: Effort Author: Will Rogers
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Women are not the weak, frail little flowers that they are advertised. There has never been anything invented yet, including war, that a man would enter into, that a woman wouldn't, too.
Category: Feminism Author: Will Rogers
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Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
Category: Freedom Author: Will Rogers
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
Category: Gambling Author: Will Rogers
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I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
Category: Golf Author: Will Rogers
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The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
Category: Golf Author: Will Rogers
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Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?
Category: Government Author: Will Rogers
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Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.
Category: Government Author: Will Rogers
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