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If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant\'s life, she will choose to save the infant\'s life without even considering if there are men on base.
Category: Women Author: Dave Barry

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Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.
Category: Women Author: Author Unknown

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Some men know that a light touch of the tongue, running from a woman's toes to her ears, lingering in the softest way possible in various places in between, given often enough and sincerely enough, would add immeasurably to world peace.
Category: Women Author: Marianne Williamson

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Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
Category: Women Author: Bill Maher

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A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.
Category: Women Author: Carrie Snow

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You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs. All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy. Then just when you start liking them, they start drooping.
Category: Women Author: Cindy Crawford

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Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
Category: Women Author: Laurence J Peter

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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Category: Women Author: Author Unknown

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A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.
Category: Women Author: Arnold Haultain

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Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Category: Women Author: Charlotte Whitton

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The two women exchanged the kind of glance women use when no knife is handy.
Category: Women Author: Ellery Queen

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Curve: The loveliest distance between two points.
Category: Women Author: Mae West

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Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.
Category: Women Author: Nicole Hollander

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Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Category: Women Author: Author Unknown

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Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage.
Category: Women Author: Jules Barbey d Aurevilly

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A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.
Category: Women Author: Chauncey Mitchell Depew

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The rarest thing in the world is a woman who is pleased with photographs of herself.
Category: Women Author: Elizabeth Metcalf

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There\'s something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In fact, I got married once on account of that.
Category: Women Author: Harold Robbins

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The most popular image of the female despite the exigencies of the clothing trade is all boobs and buttocks, a hallucinating sequence of parabolae and bulges.
Category: Women Author: Germaine Greer

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Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked.
Category: Women Author: Ovid

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