Q: Do you like me? A: Well, as boys go your OK, and the further you go the better! Q: Where are you off to? A: The doctors, I don't like the look of my husband. Q: Can I come with you? A: I can't stand the sight of mine! Q: Could you be happy with a boy like me? A: Maybe, If you weren't around too often! Q: What would it take to get you to kiss me? A: An anaesthetic! Q: What happened to that couple who met in a revolving door? A: They're still going round together! Q: Why do they call her an after dinner speaker? A: Because every time she speaks to a man she's after a dinner! Q: Did he really marry her because of her grandfathers fortune? A: He denies it. He says he would have married her no matter who had left her a fortune! Q: Why do you want to be buried at sea? A: To stop my wife dancing on my grave! Q: What do cannibals do at a wedding? A: Toast the bride and groom! Q: Why aren't you going to marry David after all? Well he said he'd die if I didn't, so thought I'd wait and see! Q: I'll cook you dinner, what would you like? A: A life insurance policy! Q: What's the wife of a hippy called? A: Mississippi Q: Which group of men on TV wear pastel coloured clothes and can't speak properly. A: The telehubbies! Send it to a Friend       Add new Joke       Comment