Q: Do you know the real reason Moses wandered in the desert for 40 years?
A: Because even back then men wouldn't stop and ask for directions.
more jokes..
When it was lunchtime one day, three construction workers all sat down together. The first one opened his lunchbox and said,
"Eeew, turkey! I hate turkey!" So he shot himself with a rivet gun.
The second one opened his lunchbox and said, "Eeew, ham! I hate ham!"
So he jumped off the building.
"IT'S A GUY THING"
Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern
connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
Understanding Women
FINE
This is the word we use at the end of any argument in which we feel we are right,
but need to shut you up. NEVER use 'Fine' to describe how a woman looks.
This will cause you to have one of those arguments.